Fox in Socks

 By Dr. Seuss

This one is a classic.  It was one of my favourites as a kid.  I spent a lot of time trying to memorize as much of it as possible.

 Not all of it is great, and it's really for older kids with a decent attention span.  Lucky that I memorized most of it ahead of time, too, because it's nothing but insane tongue twisters.

The last few pages are all about Tweetle Beetles, which I loved as a kid, but now that I'm an adult, that whole section is totally annoying.

But it's a rhyming phonetic book, so we read it all anyway.