By Stephan Page
You know me. I'm a pretty big hippie. And I'm all about fruits and veg and farmers' markets. But I picked this book up primarily because the art was appealing. It was the nicest looking book at the library that week and, believe me, I looked through each one. I thought maybe my son would recognize the food and be mildly interested. Plus it's in verse, and he will currently only sit still for board books with verse.
Well, the verse is not metered. They tried and failed. Badly. So my son hated it because he's so damn picky.
But the pictures are still nice. Lots of geometric shapes and symmetry and simple colours and patterns. It's very pretty.
I wish there was no text. They tried to do a version of "To Market, To Market to Buy a Fat Pig" and got lost in this sustainability message. It's so heavy handed that it felt like they were trying to make my children feel bad for straying from the 100 mile diet.
Plus, this meal. Like, I would eat that, sure. And I always serve good food for my kids. We eat food from just about any culture and keep a variety of spices in the house. But my one year old is not eating fish and olives. In fact, he's teething and refuses anything that isn't blended into mush and snuck into his mouth in between bites of cracker. And furthermore, with a baby in the house, is it possible to make labour intensive meals? No, really, I'm curious. When do I get to stop making casseroles? Also, I don't take kids to market under the age of 3 if I can help it because grabbing groceries and paying for them with an angry toddler in your arms is the worst experience.
Is this a board book that teaches toddlers about everything they're missing out on because they can't get it together and eat real food and behave at the store? Or is this is a board book for 6 year olds? I can't decide.
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